Granted, some of you may call me a bandwagon fan or newb or whatever, but at least I can admit that as soon as I heard my first Murder City Devils song only a year ago I was hooked. After months of scouring the web, finding talks of secret shows here and there that never really happened. I was blown out of the water when I actually read on their myspace (yes I still go on myspace sometimes) that they were actually announcing tour dates and the reunion was going to happen! From then on I did all the research I could, downloading every song I could (yes I actually BOUGHT some albums too “In Name and Blood” and “Thelema”) just to prepare myself for their next show.

I arrived in Pomona with my partner in crime and the person who actually played me my first MCD song, with a bottle of whiskey and cameras in our hands in hopes of trying to capture what we knew was going to be nothing short of radness. As soon as we walked in, we met up with a few friends, held back our giddy screams, and grabbed an empty spot on the floor to prepare ourselves for a show we have been waiting over a year for.

They opened their set with “Bear Away” and although the vocals were a little low for the first half of their set, the show was a solid 90 minutes of rock and roll. Take your first blowjob, the first time you tried coke, and the first time you fired a gun combine them, and make them all last 90s minutes. Then you will have something that feels what it’s like to be at a Murder City Devils show. OK Ok Ok maybe I went a little overboard with that one so, Ill save the horrible metaphors and ostentatious adjectives for another post, andjust let the footage speak for itself.

 

As a bonus, I got their opening song “Bear Away” on film.

MURDER CITY DEVILS – MURDER CITY RIOT

That night at Detroit bar was one of those nights that will live in my mind for a very long time. There were countless hilarious moments and everyone who performed did an amazing job. Mc Imprint brought some amazing rhymes to the stage and even though Fatlip’s laptop was broke, he still managed to put on a really dope set. All in all the night was a good time for everyone who came out and supported.

The best part about that night is that it was Erik (ROCKBERRY’s) birthday so after we all lost our minds at Detroit bar, we headed over to Jeren’s studio to keep it moving with an after hours party. Usually I am not a fan of afterhours parties at all…but since Fatlip’s train didn’t come in until 5am we had to make the most of it.

Im sorry for the limited photos, we will be getting our camera fixed real soon and back on the photo game before you know it.

 

Make sure you stay tuned for our next 80s vs 90s party, we got someone very special lined up.

FATLIP – THE BASS LINE (via RolloGrady)

FATLIP – WHAT’S UP FATLIP (via Passion of the Weiss)

THE CHEMICAL BROTHERS (FEAT FATLIP) – THE SALMON DANCE

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE  and here’s to 2010 bringing us more glorious photos

(First one courtesy of LastNightsParty.com)

Ever wondered what cocaine dump would look like ?

Sometimes its better to just ignore it

Emo Bright

Checking out your nipple in your blackberry isn't a good look....I'd still hit it

eddie munster after rehab

Comparing size like its no big deal

PLEASE GOD....NO MORE FISTING!!

Very Important Puking section

To catch a predator

Just close your eyes.. I promise it wont be on the web

Even with 3 layers on.. sometimes the boys just find a way out

Who's tongue is it?

(Guy) Just think of me as your uncle (girl) But it's not Christmas

How many pills of E did you take?

These rufies better start working soon or you're going to be in a world of pain

Breakdancing in a mankini is never a good look

Next time...make sure you wipe all the coke out of your nose

Sometimes just saying you're a DJ isn't enough

BLACULA!!

Two uglier girls getting MORE naked at a pool!

(RIGHT)"You look so hot right now.. (LEFT) "I knowwwwww"

Thats NOT his finger

Hey look.. An Oreo!.. OK that was bad

Please put an end to Modelling on Meth

More Vodka Please

Best pick up line: "Hey baby can you pop my zit?"

"Omg Was I REALLY that drunk last night?"

Persian "Oh" face

Do my stars hide my stretch marks?

EVEN VIKINGS KNOW HOW TO PARTY!

Ever say that you would still bone a chick on her period?... this is one of those times

Time for some gems that I found in Vegas during Magic.. please excuse the blurrynesss … they were taken with my shitty camera phone.

Dont you mean"Put it in the chAIR"?

This is a joke right?......

How is THIS supposed to make me want to buy their clothes

Same company...but this I can't explain

(courtesy of Lastnightsparty.com)

The new hipster accessory... Donkeys!!!

No shame here.. it was just too good to leave out

Can you see it?

This photo was completely accidental... and so were my 5 masterbations

A girl's best friend?

I dont know exactly what's going on here... but I LIKE IT!!!

Scenester FAIL!

Tough Guy FAIL!

Lets go girls.. Im late for my bullfight!

Did someone call the party Turtle?

STILL one of my favorites

Courtesy of (lastnightsparty.com)

A hipster hermaphrodite?

(courtesy of Cobrasnake)

"Would you f*ck me?... Iddddd f*ck me"

It was YOSHIO’S birthday that week and since he’s already left for Japan… I felt it was necessary to show you all what you missed that night after his birthday… we love you yosh.

If you saw this photo in our SD coverage that week you may be wondering why I threw in a photo of such bad quality….

BOOB SWEAT rules!!

QUICK somebody leapfrog me!!

OK.. .this is the part of the post where it officially becomes NOT work safe… so keep reading if you dare… you sicko!

Probably the worst looking cooch Ive ever seen.

Eventhough Im about to vommit Im not mad at a little nip slip

Great underwear choice with See Through pants.

…lets go back to that mess in the pink..

There is so much wrong with this photo: eagle claw toes, beer stains on dress, friends with bad tans and bruises, and soiled underwear! SHE WINS!

was it as good for you as it was for me?

I could care less about your gross rack.. give me the 20!

See what happens when you dont follow instructions?

Earliers that day... she ripped her tits out

She is literally eating his face

With practice ....one day you will get it

Finally it’s time we gave everyone the revenge they deserve.

WORST BIRTHDAY EVER!!

Cheers everyone!

MOBY – MISTAKE (LIFELIKE REMIX)

OH NO ONO – HELPLESSLY YOUNG

The night featured amazing performances by: TOTALLY MICHAEL , FLOSSTRADAMUS, and of course KID SISTER… Dan Sena also pumped out the hits to close out the night.

Kid Sister and Flosstradamus not only performed one of the raddest sets I have ever seen they also turned out to be some of the nicest people you could hope to meet. After the show Kurt, Josh, and Melissa all stayed until around 2:30 signing autographs and chatting it up with anyone who wanted to stay.

Really I can’t go on enough about how amazing they were, seriously its nights like last Friday that make me stoked about the site and doing what we do.

 

KID SISTER – RIGHT HAND HIGH (CASPA REMIX) (via discopunk)

KID SISTER – GET FRESH (ALEX GOPHER REMIX) (via tashed)

TOTALLY MICHAEL – CASUAL SATISFATION (FLOSSTRADAMUS REMIX)

1.

BAD FACE...EVEN WORSE RACK

2.

Speaking of bad face and rack..

3.

If you saw this photo in our SD coverage earlier this week you may be wondering why I threw in a photo of such bad quality….

Notice the WET stain on the dudes LEFT leg... yeah dude get some!!

4.

BOOB SWEAT rules!!

5.

QUICK somebody leapfrog me!!

OK.. .this is the part of the post where it officially becomes NOT work safe… so keep reading if you dare… you sicko!

6.

Probably the worst looking cooch Ive ever seen.

7.

Eventhough Im about to vommit Im not mad at a little nip slip

9.

Great underwear choice with See Through pants.

10.

And finally…lets go back to that mess in the pink..

There is so much wrong with this photo: eagle claw toes, beer stains on dress, friends with bad tans and bruises, and soiled underwear! SHE WINS!

Thats it for this week’s photos… Stay tuned for more next week. It’s going to be impossible to top the hot mess in the pink but we will do our best.

LIL JON – I DO (PANCE PARTY REMIX)

FRANKMUSIK – CONFUSION GIRL (RUSS CHIMES REMIX) (via salacioussound)

Anytime someone says road trip to San Diego, I immediately wonder what hotel I well be staying in..but this time we went balls to the walls and commuted there and back in one night. Yeah call us crazy, but I just wanted to get out of that town as soon as possible.

For the most part San Diego is filled with a mixture of kids from: Dawson’s Creek, Tool Academy, and Atreyu fans. Im not saying that EVERYONE in San Diego falls into those categories, but thats what you can expect out of a trip to San Diego to party. Lucky for us, some of our closest friends down there (Shark Attack, Corey Biggs, and Norton) feel the same way about the crowd and they are steadfast in their resistance to conform, you gotta love them for that. That’s part of the reason why they wanted to bring us down there to show those San Diego kids what’s up.

Needless to say, the “OC” DJ’s absolutely rinsed the crowd with some amazing sets and the party was actually super fun.

I got some photos for the photos of shame and I got to eat some of the most interesting “street tacos” of my life…

 

Major major thanks to MUTE97.com , COREY BIGGS, SHARK ATTACK and U-31 for having us out… It was definitely a party for the ages and we actually can not wait to come out there again.

The event started out slow but we got there a little early anyways, we were all pretty starving so we cruised downtown LA to grab some grub .. while we were cruising the streets someone had the idea that we should go to rite-aid and get some drank to enjoy before we headed back up to the pool party. If you follow us on twitter, you are all well aware of our fascination with BORSKI. Yes BORSKI vodka was our drink of choice and since I was buyin … I made sure to buy the cheapest mixer i could find… BIG FIZZ soda. Needless to say, the combination of lower than bottom shelf vodka and soda water from the gutters of mexico was the perfect formula for disaster.

“I dont always drink Vodka but when I do.. I prefer BORKSI”

As I was looking through these photos I honestly do not remember half of them, but what I do remember is I had one of the best times of my life.

 

I CAN NOT thank all of our family at DIM MAK enough for bringing us on board for these parties… they were by far one of the best highlights of my summer and I am super stoked to start them up again next year. I love you guys.

LIL JON – I DO (PANCE PARTY REMIX)

JACKSON 5 – LIFE OF THE PARTY (BASTILLE’S LETS GET DOWN REMIX)

Lets start things off with a good old RACK ATTACK!!

1.

This photo was completely accidental... and so were my 5 masterbations

2.

I dont know exactly what's going on here... but I LIKE IT!!!

3.

Scenester FAIL!

4.

Tough Guy FAIL!

5.

Lets go girls.. Im late for my bullfight!

6.

Did someone call the party Turtle?

7.

STILL one of my favorites

8. Courtesy of (lastnightsparty.com)

A hipster hermaphrodite?

9. (courtesy of Cobrasnake)

"Would you f*ck me?... Iddddd f*ck me"

10. And finally since it was YOSHIO’S birthday last week and since he’s leaving for Japan in Two days… I feel its necessary to show you all what you missed last Tuesday after his birthday… we love you yosh.

Dreaming of dong?

.

Sorry yosh

.

and for the grand finale…

When in doubt.. drum one out.

That’s it for this week… next week we will have more.. so stay tuned.

BLOC PARTY – THE PRAYER (DOES IT OFFEND YOU YEAH? REMIX) (via awmusic)

YEAH YEAH YEAHS – HEADS WILL ROLL (DIGIRAATII DANCE TILL YOU’RE DEAD REMIX) (via ET MUSIQUE POUR TOUS)

 

Thanks to everyone who came out, and MAJOR thanks goes out to:
G-MO , ANDREW, TONY, BRANDON, DAN OH, ERIK AND COURTNEY.

YEAH YEAH YEAHS – HEADS WILL ROLL (DAN OH REMIX) (via TASHED.COM)

THE PRODIGY – INVADERS MUST DIE (DAN OH REMIX) (VIA THECULTUREOFME)

Lets start things off with something that everyone can appreciate!

1.

Ever say that you would still bone a chick on her period?... this is one of those times

2.

Parties in Riverside have hit an all time low.. BOOB JOB GIVEAWAY?!!

Time for some gems that I found in Vegas during Magic.. please excuse the blurrynesss … they were taken with my shitty camera phone.

3.

Dont you mean"Put it in the chAIR"?

4.

This is a joke right?......

5.

How is THIS supposed to make me want to buy their clothes

5. b.

Same company...but this I can't explain

6.

I dont think my tattoos and piercings are enough.. how can we possible be more bro?

7. (courtesy of Lastnightsparty.com)

The new hipster accessory... Donkeys!!!

8.

I had to blur this one for the benefit of all.. a vietnamese acorn isn't worth seeing sometimes

9.

No shame here.. it was just too good to leave out

10.

Can you see it?

Okay, thats all I got for this week.

I am lagging with the site updates but I think its because the heat is killing me. Stay tuned for more updates next week and a full Magic / Pool tradeshow write up.

DATA – RAPTURE (BESTRAK REMIX) (via earmilk)

OH SHIT – DISGUSTING (FAT AND UGLY FUCK THAT REMIX) (via welikeitindie)

1.

Please put an end to Modelling on Meth

2.

Sometimes its best just to sit back and put it in your mouuuuuuuuuth

3.

Speaking of putting things in your mouth

4.

It's just a gangbang on stage.. no big deal

5.

More Vodka Please

6.

Best pick up line: "Hey baby can you pop my zit?"

7.

"Omg Was I REALLY that drunk last night?"

8.

Persian "Oh" face

9.

Do my stars hide my stretch marks?

10.

EVEN VIKINGS KNOW HOW TO PARTY!

TERRY POISON – 24 HOURS (THE ASHTON SHUFFLE A-BOMB REMIX) (via le-bla.blogspot)

PAN TONE – SHAME (via phase02.org)

THE JACKSON 5 – LIFE OF THE PARTY (BASTILLE’S LETS GET DOWN REMIX) (via DANGERDANGER! )

For more PHOTOS OF SHAME goodies:

http://www.fakerich.com/?s=photos+of+shame

Lets start things off with a celebrity dj trainwreck!

1.

Hey, Im an actor.. not a DJ

2.

BLACULA!!

3.

DJ's and BJ's .. nothing better!

4.

What's worse than two sweaty, ugly, naked girls at a club?

5. (Courtesy of LastNightsparty.com)

Two uglier girls getting MORE naked at a pool!

6.

"Why u look da uda gurl haa?!"

7.

Yes, It IS possible to have too many girls on stage!

8.

(RIGHT)"You look so hot right now.. (LEFT) "I knowwwwww"

9.

"DU-MA" escort service

10.

Hey look.. An Oreo!.. OK that was bad

That does it for this week… stay tuned for more photos of shame next friday! Thanks again to LASTNIGHTSPARTY.com for the photo help.

PAN TONE – SHAME (via phase02.org)

THE JACKSON 5 – LIFE OF THE PARTY (BASTILLE’S LETS GET DOWN REMIX) (via DANGERDANGER! )

This week is a very special week; I didn’t have enough photos to put together something worthwhile for last week so I cruised over to my photographic hero Marcellus’ site (LASTNIGHTSPARTY.com) to bring you an unofficial collaboration of party humility.

1.

"Can you shoot my birthday party?"

2.

(Left)HEY.. he saw us!! (Right) Shut up and keep rubbing!

3.

Great shirt, bad face

4.

Better than a Donkey Show

5.

"I think I need MORE metal.. what do you think?"

6.

Even Guadalupe couldn't clean up this mess

7.

C-major... get it?..bad I know

8.

DJin' with no records on the turntables...rrrrrrrrrright

9.

Grace Jones.. is that you?

10.

The fat from his face went to her boobs

Keep checking back every week, who knows, you may see someone you know.

Thanks again to LASTNIGHTSPARTY.com for the photo help

LARRY TEE – HIPSTER GIRL (EVOL INTENT REMIX) (via Gottadancedirty.com)

METRIC – HELP IM ALIVE (BARLETTA REMIX) (via Thedockingstation.ca )

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As you can see from the photos it was most definitely a night to remember, Good times good people, good music.

Make sure you stop by this Friday for ROUND 2~! but this time we are changing the name and making it bigger.

BILLY OCEAN – STAY THE NIGHT

DUCKSAUCE – ANYWAY

So lets start things off…

1.

Even with 3 layers on.. sometimes the boys just find a way out

2.

Who's tongue is it?

3.

(Guy) Just think of me as your uncle (girl) But it's not Christmas

4.

How many pills of E did you take?

5.

These red spots are normal right?

6.

These rufies better start working soon or you're going to be in a world of pain

7.

Breakdancing in a mankini is never a good look

8.

Next time...make sure you wipe all the coke out of your nose

9.

Speechless... literally

10.

Sometimes just saying you're a DJ isn't enough

That’s it for this week.. Thanks for watching…

Stay tuned for more PHOTOS OF SHAME next Friday…

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