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	<title>fakeRICH &#187; Douchebags</title>
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		<title>FEEL GOOD FRIDAY: HAPPY BIRTHDAY MYKAL</title>
		<link>http://www.fakerich.com/2009/12/feel-good-friday-happy-birthday-mykal/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Dec 2009 19:10:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>prettyboypaul</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This Friday we celebrate fakeRICH Mykal&#8217;s Birthday, this guy has been a great friend to me and many of you hipsters/scensters/niners/dj&#8217;s/photographers/bastards/hyna&#8217;s/aZN bABeE gURLs/etc. out there.  For all of you readers that have sent in letters requesting us to take down your pictures from the &#8220;PHOTOS OF SHAME&#8221;, tonight is the night you take back all [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This Friday we celebrate fakeRICH Mykal&#8217;s Birthday, this guy has been a great friend to me and many of you hipsters/scensters/niners/dj&#8217;s/photographers/bastards/hyna&#8217;s/aZN bABeE gURLs/etc. out there.  For all of you readers that have sent in letters requesting us to take down your pictures from the &#8220;PHOTOS OF SHAME&#8221;, tonight is the night you take back all your glory.  Put on your ugliest Christmas sweater tonight and come rage with us as we celebrate Mykal and the joy and trouble that he has gotten all of us into with fakeRICH&#8230;</p>
<p>Let&#8217;s reminisce as I to take you back 2 years with a video I produced documenting the essence that is fakeRICH, watch for Mykal&#8217;s special message at the end&#8230;</p>
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<p><a href="http://img.conmebol.com/csf/hernan/mp3/Wham!/Last%20Christmas/01_Wham!_Last%20Christmas%20(Single%20Version).mp3">WHAM! &#8211; LAST CHRISTMAS</a></p>
<p>AU REVOIR</p>
<p>PBP</p>
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		<title>HIP HOP???</title>
		<link>http://www.fakerich.com/2008/10/hip-hop/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 29 Oct 2008 00:11:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mykal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[HOW is this &#8220;HIP HOP&#8221;?

ED HARDY / AMERICAN APPAREL / HARIJUKU LOVERS = PURE HIP HOP!!
GO MAINSTREAM!!!
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>HOW is this &#8220;HIP HOP&#8221;?</p>
<p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/WN_Sx_yG8Nw&#038;color1=0xb1b1b1&#038;color2=0xcfcfcf&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/WN_Sx_yG8Nw&#038;color1=0xb1b1b1&#038;color2=0xcfcfcf&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p>
<p>ED HARDY / AMERICAN APPAREL / HARIJUKU LOVERS = <em><strong>PURE HIP HOP!!</strong></em><br />
GO MAINSTREAM!!!</p>
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		<title>CHOI?</title>
		<link>http://www.fakerich.com/2008/10/choi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 27 Oct 2008 00:12:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mykal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is our second installment of the Vietnamese coffee shop series&#8230;.
Sometimes there isn&#8217;t anything better than listening to CARELESS WHISPER on a sunday at cafe TEMPTATION!!!


We really have nothing to blog about today.
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is our second installment of the Vietnamese coffee shop series&#8230;.</p>
<p>Sometimes there isn&#8217;t anything better than listening to <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bQtlrBziyzI">CARELESS WHISPER </a>on a sunday at cafe TEMPTATION!!!</p>
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<p>We really have nothing to blog about today.</p>
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		<title>NOT VERY POLITICAL</title>
		<link>http://www.fakerich.com/2008/10/not-very-political/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 23:39:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mykal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[But this is just too funny to not post up&#8230;
IF you know anything about Bill O&#8217;Reilly then you can see the immediate humor in these videos&#8230; if you dont know anything about him&#8230;. understand that this in now way shape or form portrays our own personal views&#8230;

and this one

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>But this is just too funny to not post up&#8230;<br />
IF you know anything about Bill O&#8217;Reilly then you can see the immediate humor in these videos&#8230; if you dont know anything about him&#8230;. understand that this in now way shape or form portrays our own personal views&#8230;</p>
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<p>and this one</p>
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		<title>MOVIE SALE!!!!</title>
		<link>http://www.fakerich.com/2008/10/movie-sale/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 20:41:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mykal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Times are tough for everyone&#8230; including us here at fakeRICH&#8230;.

I know a blog seems like an awkward place to sell movies but Joe is selling his entire collection of DVDs for only $5 a movie!

His original post!
 $5 for each movie, $5 per disc in a box set. Some of these movies are classics others [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Times are tough for everyone&#8230; including us here at fakeRICH&#8230;.<br />
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<p>I know a blog seems like an awkward place to sell movies but Joe is selling his entire collection of DVDs for only $5 a movie!<br />
<span id="more-508"></span></p>
<p>His original post!</p>
<blockquote><p> $5 for each movie, $5 per disc in a box set. Some of these movies are classics others aren&#8217;t. $5 is a good deal regardless. All have cases, and sadly, a lot of dust is on the cases.<br />
This is a sad day, but its time to clean up&#8230;.<br />
Here&#8217;s the list&#8230;.(most are special edition or that kind of stuff. and I won&#8217;t break up a box set)&#8230;</p>
<p>300<br />
48 Hours<br />
American Psycho<br />
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy<br />
Back to the Future<br />
Back to the Future Part II<br />
Back to the Future Part III<br />
Batman<br />
Better Off Dead<br />
Beverly Hills Ninja<br />
Big Fish<br />
Big Trouble In Little China<br />
Billy Jack<br />
Billy Jack<br />
Billy Jack Goes to Washington<br />
Billy Madison<br />
Black Sheep<br />
Black Snake Moan<br />
Bloodsport<br />
Bonnie and Clyde<br />
Born Losers<br />
Boyz N the Hood<br />
Bram Stoker&#8217;s Dracula<br />
Bruce Lee: The Legend<br />
Bullitt<br />
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid<br />
Casablanca<br />
Catch-22<br />
Children of Men<br />
Collateral<br />
Crank<br />
Dave Brubeck Featuring Paul Desmond: Ralph Gleason&#8217;s Jazz Casual<br />
Dawn of the Dead<br />
Dawn of the Dead (Original)<br />
Dazed and Confused<br />
Dead Poets Society<br />
Dr.Strangelove Or: How I Stopped Worrying And Love the Bomb<br />
Drop Dead Fred<br />
Eagle vs Shark<br />
East of Eden<br />
Edward Scisssorhands<br />
El Dorado<br />
Empire of the Wolves<br />
Escape From L.A.<br />
Escape From New York<br />
Fahrenheit 9/11<br />
Falling Down<br />
Fast Times at Ridgemont High<br />
Ferris Bueller&#8217;s Day Off<br />
Finding Neverland<br />
Fists of Fury<br />
Flashdance<br />
Footloose<br />
Frank Miller&#8217;s Sin City<br />
Freeway<br />
Friday Night Lights<br />
Game of Death<br />
Garden State<br />
George Carlin: Complaints &amp; Grievances<br />
Gone in 60 Seconds (&#8217;74 Original)<br />
Gone in 60 Seconds (Newer)<br />
Goodfellas<br />
Gotcha<br />
Grease<br />
Happy Gilmore<br />
Heat<br />
Henry Rollins: Shock &amp; Awe The Tour<br />
High Fidelity<br />
High Tension<br />
Hoosiers<br />
Hot Fuzz<br />
I Heart Huckabees<br />
Immortal Beloved<br />
Jerry Maguire<br />
John Q<br />
Kill Bill Volume 2<br />
La Bamba<br />
Le Femme Nikita<br />
Le Mans<br />
Leon the Professional<br />
Little Miss Sunshine<br />
Lord of War<br />
Loverboy<br />
Lucky # Slevin<br />
Miama Vice<br />
Miracle Mile<br />
Mission: Impossible<br />
Mission: Impossible 2<br />
Mission: Impossible 3<br />
Nacho Libre<br />
Night of the Living Dead<br />
Once Upon A Time In America<br />
Once Upon A Time In Mexico<br />
Once Upon A Time in the West<br />
One Flew Over the Cuckoo&#8217;s Nest<br />
Original Sin<br />
Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid<br />
Platoon<br />
Point Break<br />
Poolhall Junkies<br />
Pretty in Pink<br />
Primus: Hallucino-Genetics Live 2004<br />
Pulp Fiction<br />
Pump Up The Volume<br />
Raging Bull<br />
Raising Arizona<br />
Ray<br />
Real Genius<br />
Rebel Without a Cause<br />
Refused Are Fucking Dead<br />
Repo Man<br />
Requeim for a Dream<br />
Reservoir Dogs<br />
Resident Evil<br />
Resident Evil: Extinction<br />
Return of the Dragon<br />
Ride the High Country<br />
Road To Perdition<br />
Robocop<br />
Robocop 2<br />
Robocop 3<br />
Rocky<br />
Rocky II<br />
Rocky III<br />
Rocky IV<br />
Rocky V<br />
Romeo is Bleeding<br />
Rudy<br />
Rumble Fish<br />
Say Anything<br />
Se7en<br />
Seven Samurai<br />
Shoot &#8216;Em Up<br />
Short Circuit<br />
Sin City<br />
Singin&#8217; in the Rain<br />
Smokin&#8217; Aces<br />
Spartan<br />
Stand by Me<br />
Stand by Me<br />
Stevie Ray Vaughan and Double Trouble: Live at Montreux<br />
Straw Dogs<br />
Superbad<br />
Superman Returns<br />
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby<br />
Tango &amp; Cash<br />
Taxi Driver<br />
The Age of Innocence<br />
The Aviator<br />
The Ballad of Cable Hogue<br />
The Benchwarmers<br />
The Big Lebowski<br />
The Blind Swordman: Zatoichi/ Sonatine<br />
The Blues Brothers<br />
The Breakfast Club<br />
The Break-up<br />
The Buddy Holly Story<br />
The Chinese Collection<br />
The Color of Money<br />
The Departed<br />
The Edukators<br />
The Fifth Element<br />
The Fountain<br />
The French Connection<br />
The French Connection II<br />
The Gene Krupa Story<br />
The Getaway<br />
The Getaway (New)<br />
The Girl Next Door<br />
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly<br />
The Graduate<br />
The Grapes of Wrath<br />
The Great Escape<br />
The Grudge<br />
The Hustler<br />
The Illusionist<br />
The Jacket<br />
The Karate Kid<br />
The Karate Kid Part II<br />
The Karate Kid Part III<br />
The Last Kiss<br />
The Lost Boys<br />
The Magnificent Seven<br />
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance<br />
The Motorcycle Diaries<br />
The Musketeer<br />
The NeverEnding Story<br />
The Next Karate Kid<br />
The Pest<br />
The Princess Bride<br />
The Program<br />
The Saint<br />
The Shootist<br />
The Sons of Katie Elder<br />
The Twilight Samurai<br />
The Twilight Zone Vol.2<br />
The Untouchables<br />
The White Stripes: Under Blackpool Lights<br />
The Wild Bunch<br />
This is Spinal Tap<br />
Three O&#8217;Clock High<br />
To Live And Die In LA<br />
Tommy Boy<br />
Trading Places<br />
Traffic<br />
Trial of Billy Jack<br />
True Grit<br />
Valley Girl<br />
Vanilla Sky<br />
Wayne&#8217;s World<br />
Weird Science<br />
Zoolander</p>
<p>It&#8217;s over 200 movies&#8230;.if you want more info let me know&#8230;I have an excel spreadsheet with more info on the movies (ie box set, edition type).</p>
<p>Thanks a ton and repost&#8230;.</p>
<p>Joe Garza</p>
<p>joseph.r.garza@gmail.com</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://djmannes.com/Penned/MP3/Melissa/Girls%20On%20Film%20%5BNight%20Vrs%5D.mp3"><br />
DURAN DURAN &#8211; GIRLS ON FILM (NIGHT VERSION)</a><br />
[audio:http://djmannes.com/Penned/MP3/Melissa/Girls%20On%20Film%20%5BNight%20Vrs%5D.mp3]</p>
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		<title>STOCK MARKET FAIL!</title>
		<link>http://www.fakerich.com/2008/10/stock-market-fail/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Oct 2008 20:19:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mykal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah so far this is shaping up to be one of the WORST YEARS EVER&#8230;
So hopefully some failblog love will cheer you up.




MATTHEW WILDER &#8211; BREAK MY STRIDE
[audio:http://www.pinkteeth.com/fuckyeahgoteam/mp3s/222-MatthewWilder-BreakMyStride.mp3]

CHECK OUT THE FAILBLOG HERE
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yeah so far this is shaping up to be one of the WORST YEARS EVER&#8230;</p>
<p>So hopefully some failblog love will cheer you up.</p>
<p><a href='http://fakerich.com/blog/wp-content/fail1.jpg' title='fail1'><img src='http://fakerich.com/blog/wp-content/fail1.jpg' alt='fail1' /></a></p>
<p><a href='http://fakerich.com/blog/wp-content/fail2.jpg' title='fail2'><img src='http://fakerich.com/blog/wp-content/fail2.jpg' alt='fail2' /></a></p>
<p><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/G9mtz6HKJHY&#038;rel=0&#038;color1=0xb1b1b1&#038;color2=0xcfcfcf&#038;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/G9mtz6HKJHY&#038;rel=0&#038;color1=0xb1b1b1&#038;color2=0xcfcfcf&#038;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object></p>
<p><a href="http://www.pinkteeth.com/fuckyeahgoteam/mp3s/222-MatthewWilder-BreakMyStride.mp3"><br />
MATTHEW WILDER &#8211; BREAK MY STRIDE</a><br />
[audio:http://www.pinkteeth.com/fuckyeahgoteam/mp3s/222-MatthewWilder-BreakMyStride.mp3]</p>
<p><a href="http://failblog.org/"><br />
CHECK OUT THE FAILBLOG HERE</a></p>
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		<title>TOUCHSCREEN PHONES???</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 22:23:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mykal</dc:creator>
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youre welcome!
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		<title>DELI CREATIONS&#8230;.from helllll</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Sep 2008 19:20:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mykal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[

Whenever you feel like buying a quick snack from the grocery store&#8230;DO NOT BUY THESE SANDWICHES!!!
Our good friend JAY from JDMEGO has been on the toilet for 9 hours straight&#8230; yeah gnarly we know!!

So we are sending a song out to you buddy&#8230; this way you can still enjoy our blog from your dirty laptop [...]]]></description>
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<p>Whenever you feel like buying a quick snack from the grocery store&#8230;DO NOT BUY THESE SANDWICHES!!!<a href="http://fakerich.com/blog/wp-content/300_147508.jpg" title="deli creations"><img src="http://fakerich.com/blog/wp-content/300_147508.jpg" alt="deli creations" /></a></p>
<p>Our good friend <a href="http://jdmego.wordpress.com/">JAY from JDMEGO</a> has been on the toilet for 9 hours straight&#8230; yeah gnarly we know!!</p>
<p><a href="http://fakerich.com/blog/wp-content/jayb1.jpg" title="jdm ego jay"><img src="http://fakerich.com/blog/wp-content/jayb1.thumbnail.jpg" alt="jdm ego jay" height="108" width="142" /></a></p>
<p>So we are sending a song out to you buddy&#8230; this way you can still enjoy our blog from your dirty laptop that you take in the bathroom with you.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.fakerich.com/blog/audio/Make%20Some%20Noise%20feat.%20OC%20Notes.mp3">MISCELLANEOUS CHOCOLATE &#8211; MAKE SOME NOISE  </a></p>
<p>[audio:Make Some Noise feat. OC Notes.mp3]</p>
<p>Get well soon buddy!</p>
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		<title>STAY TOUGH!!</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Sep 2008 19:32:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mykal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Taken from REUTERS
 STOCKHOLM (Reuters) &#8211; A 58-year-old man suspected of keeping a woman locked up in a tiny cabin in southern Sweden for nine years has been ordered by a court to be held in custody, local media reported.
The man, who denied all charges, was suspected of having kept his common-law wife imprisoned since [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Taken from REUTERS</p>
<blockquote><p> STOCKHOLM (Reuters) &#8211; A 58-year-old man suspected of keeping a woman locked up in a tiny cabin in southern Sweden for nine years has been ordered by a court to be held in custody, local media reported.</p>
<p>The man, who denied all charges, was suspected of having kept his common-law wife imprisoned since 1999 in a cabin measuring 15 square meters in a small community near the town of Eksjo.</p>
<p>The woman, who suffers from multiple sclerosis, weighed less than 40 kilos (88 pounds) when she was admitted to hospital earlier this week, Swedish television channel SVT reported on its website.</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://fakerich.com/blog/wp-content/log-cabin.jpg" title="log cabin"><img src="http://fakerich.com/blog/wp-content/log-cabin.jpg" alt="log cabin" height="303" width="403" /></a><br />
<a href="http://www.fakerich.com/blog/audio/Hold%20On.mp3"><br />
HOLY GHOST &#8211; HOLD ON</a><br />
[audio:Hold On.mp3]</p>
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		<title>BEST PHOTO SHOP EVER?</title>
		<link>http://www.fakerich.com/2008/08/best-photo-shop-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Aug 2008 00:16:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mykal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, it could very well be.

if you need anymore photoshopping work done for anything from t-shirts to wedding photos&#8230; ask this man

CLIFFORD LIDELL
HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH &#8211; HIDDEN CAT REMIX
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, it could very well be.<br />
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if you need anymore photoshopping work done for anything from t-shirts to wedding photos&#8230; ask this man<br />
<a href="http://fakerich.com/blog/wp-content/clifford.jpg" title="clifford lidell"><img src="http://fakerich.com/blog/wp-content/clifford.jpg" alt="clifford lidell" height="170" width="226" /></a><br />
<a href="http://profile.myspace.com/90188666">CLIFFORD LIDELL</a></p>
<p><a href="http://winniecooper.net/youronlyfriend/42%20Rewind%20-%20Belinda%20Carlisle%20-%20Heaven%20Is%20A%20Place%20On%20Earth%20(Hidden%20Cat%20Remix).mp3">HEAVEN IS A PLACE ON EARTH &#8211; HIDDEN CAT REMIX</a><br />
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		<title>Tell me sir, did you get that at H(ipsters) &amp; M(etrosexuals)?</title>
		<link>http://www.fakerich.com/2008/08/tell-me-sir-did-you-get-that-at-hipsters-metrosexuals/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 23:23:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joseph</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mr. Pat Dunphy over at Ikea was surfing the web and he came upon an article in this month&#8217;s Adbusters Magazine detailing the &#8220;Hipster&#8221; and why they suck (I know I am eloquent, there is no need to drool).
(Before I go on and possibly stick my foot in my mouth let me say one thing: [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mr. Pat Dunphy over at Ikea was surfing the web and he came upon an article in this month&#8217;s <a href="http://www.adbusters.org/magazine/79/hipster.html">Adbusters Magazine detailing the &#8220;Hipster</a>&#8221; and why they suck (I know I am eloquent, there is no need to drool).</p>
<p>(Before I go on and possibly stick my foot in my mouth let me say one thing: I know from the untrained eye I fit the bill of a hipster. I wear slim jeans, have facial hair that I never seem to take care of, and I have v-neck shirts. Shit, I even drink Pabst Blue Ribbon [When it's free]. However, this article and the definition of a &#8220;hipster&#8221; goes much further than the clothes I or you wear. So if you think I should be called a hipster go ahead and call me one, call me a hypocrite too, and call me Joseph, because I prefer that over Joe.)</p>
<p>Back to the article</p>
<p>The author starts off with a typical conversation with a hipster chick and goes to show that one of the main ideas behind being a hipster is never admitting that you are, in fact, a hipster:</p>
<blockquote><p>&#8220;So… this is a hipster party?” I ask the girl sitting next to me. She’s wearing big dangling earrings, an American Apparel V-neck tee, non-prescription eyeglasses and an inappropriately warm wool coat.</p>
<p>“Yeah, just look around you, 99 percent of the people here are total hipsters!”</p>
<p>“Are you a hipster?”</p>
<p>“Fuck no,” she says, laughing back the last of her glass before she hops off to the dance floor.
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<p>Its almost a sin to admit that you are hipster. It is a culture so obssessed with individualty and being away from the mainstream that they refuse to admit to what they are.<br />
<a href='http://fakerich.com/blog/wp-content/hipster.jpg' title='hipster'><img src='http://fakerich.com/blog/wp-content/hipster.jpg' alt='hipster' /></a> </p>
<p><a href="http://www.adbusters.org/magazine/79/hipster.html">full article here<br />
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		<title>MY SUMMER HERO</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Aug 2008 23:20:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mykal</dc:creator>
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<p>end of story</p>
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		<title>The 80s WERE THE SHIT</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jul 2008 19:57:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Joseph</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Mike&#8217;s an idiot.
The 80&#8217;s were the last major decade of influence, stylistically, for most of the music we hear today. Especially when you talk about hip-hop and electro, house, and any kind of dance music. 
Leave it to Mike to find the most obscure fuck up 80s band to make a point. 
Here are a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Mike&#8217;s an idiot.</p>
<p>The 80&#8217;s were the last major decade of influence, stylistically, for most of the music we hear today. Especially when you talk about hip-hop and electro, house, and any kind of dance music. </p>
<p>Leave it to Mike to find the most obscure fuck up 80s band to make a point. </p>
<p>Here are a few reasons why the 80s were some of the most dynamic years in music:<br />
READ MORE!!<br />
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<p>First, I give you the Cure. Where would we be without the Cure? These guys alone defined a whole subculture within the 80s. Today, a lot of new bands can only hope to try and capture the emotion the Cure gives while still being so poppy.<br />
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<p>Next, The Police. One of the greatest drummers of all time (Stewart Copeland), STING, and Andy Summers rocking the ska guitar. The seemingly simplistic tunes of The Police brought ska and reggae to the masses.<br />
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<p>This next one, I couldn&#8217;t find a good video for. Kurtis Blow The Breaks. Along with Grandmaster Flash &#038; The Furious Five, Spoonie Gee and the Treacherous Three, and Lady B, Kurtis Blow was at the forefront of a new genre, you might have heard of it&#8230;HIP-HOP?<br />
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<p>The Pixies.<br />
Their influence is ridiculous. With Husker DU, the Pixies were the band leading up to what we called grunge, but even today, if you listen to a lot of indie music, you&#8217;re really listening the Pixies and Husker Du played by shittier bands.<br />
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<p>Depeche Mode, another monster from the 80s. I picked the most poppy cheeseball Depeche Mode song because I wanted to make a point. Even at their most cliche and kitch, Depeche Mode was still absolutely amazing. Just Can&#8217;t Get Enough, is a tight song. Electronic music became accessible because of bands like Depeche Mode.<br />
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<p>Herbie Hancock. This guy is already a Jazz legend. He just won a grammy, but this song is one that most people hear and say &#8220;Oh yeah I know who Herbie Hancock is.&#8221; Its sad in a way. This song is a classic but not his best, however it opened up the public&#8217;s ears to what would become a similar sound in most hip-hop for a long time. The clunky, yet grooving, simple sound. And the video itself is almost the perfect metaphor for this sound&#8230;it tries to be human, but in the end it&#8217;s all synthesized.<br />
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<p>And for Mark (myself too) I have to bring in Oingo Boingo. MIDGETS.<br />
These guys are absolutely amazing. Their influence and genius goes way beyond this song. When you think about what Danny Elfman (Lead Singer) and Steve Bartek (Lead Guitar) are doing today (Elfman composes soundtracks now [Almost all Burton movies] and Bartek is arranging a ton of soundtracks) its hard to deny Oingo Boingo&#8217;s place in the musical world. Millions and millions of people have heard the fruits of years labor from Oingo Boingo and don&#8217;t even know it.<br />
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<p>I know I left out a ton of great bands. The list can go on and on. If you wanna test wits with me, you&#8217;re a moron. </p>
<p>Speaking of morons, back to Mike. He&#8217;s a moron. The 80s were a time of supreme originality and rebirth&#8230;.and confusion. Each of the previous decades had a definite sound. The 80s were the first decade where this wasn&#8217;t the case. There were new genres being made at an incredible pace. New Wave, Hip-Hop, Electronic these are all genres that were new and original, even if they used influences from the previous decades. Ska and Punk were becoming mainstream. Hair Metal was a lot of crap, but awesome crap. </p>
<p>In the end the music of the 80s was great. FUCKING PRINCE! Probably the greatest popular musician/artist of our time. He got started in the 80s. </p>
<p>Whatever Mike. </p>
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		<title>THIS WAS ONCE REAL</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 19:40:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mykal</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, I have had numerous debates with Joe and Mark about how every song that came out of the 80&#8217;s wasn&#8217;t good one&#8230; yes there were some good ones..but not all of them were good&#8230; and I think this song proves my point..


MODERN TALKING &#8211; CHERI CHERI LADY
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yes, I have had numerous debates with Joe and Mark about how every song that came out of the 80&#8217;s wasn&#8217;t good one&#8230; yes there were some good ones..but not all of them were good&#8230; and I think this song proves my point..<br />
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MODERN TALKING &#8211; CHERI CHERI LADY</a><br />
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<p>Yes, the song SUCKS ASS&#8230; but the video&#8230; well I never thought I&#8217;d say this, but the video effing RULES!!!<br />
SERIOUSLY !!!&#8230;..It&#8217;s like they took all the technology the SHARPER IMAGE (lame store) sold at its peak in the 80&#8217;s and put it all in one video.<br />
And you have to love them for trying. </p>
<p>oh and by the way&#8230; the guitar player is my hero</p>
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		<title>ALL OVER THIS!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Jul 2008 03:09:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Mykal</dc:creator>
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See more Will Ferrell videos at Funny or Die
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