So the other day for lunch I met up with the one and only “Ivan Vonhorstentein” (aka JOHN HO) at the highest class burger joint we could find. CARL’S JR.

In case you forgot… Carl’s Jr. is the “famous” fast food joint that brought you the famed Paris Hilton commercials, where she is washing the car and eating a burger. Unfortunately I don’t know of any chicks who do either of those, let alone do them both at the same time, but then again sex sells …and if its served up in GLUTTONOUS amounts then I guess its a success.

Ill say this much, If I owned a Bentley Arnage T

I sure as shit wouldn’t let Paris Hilton wash it….. Between her 8″ long eagle talon toes and her bathing suit with metal studs and belt buckles its a for sure thing that she would scratch the shit out of it.

Anyways….back to the lunch….

John ended up ordering the Portabello Mushroom $6 burger…. the beauty of this thing is…. that is represents 117 BILLION DOLLARS of America’s obesity problems in one wrapper.

and IT was delicious.

Next time you feel like eating healthy and or working out…. try going to Carl’s Jr and eating a $6 BURGER instead… it will be WAAAAAAAAY more enjoyable and you will support the nations economy…its a win win.

Delicious