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HARD ….oohh yes!

I know that everyone is going to be posting up photos of how amazing their experience at HARD was and they will be writing how their photos are cooler than everyone elses… which is fine… but our photos kind of suck and are kind of funny and we have kind of good music… so keep reading to kill your day at work.

FIRST OFF!!! I can’t continue this blog post without thanking TIM PLUMLEY, DAN SENA, and WHITE LIGHT productions for taking care of us this year…. These guys literally went out of their way to make sure we were taken care of and we cannot thank them enough for doing that especially while such chaos was going on around them.
WE OWE YOU GUYS HUGE !!!

Mark , Dan Sena (Seh - na), and I rolled up to the Shrine auditorium around 915pm to make sure we would beat the rush to get in and to make sure we could get some good shots of MR. WHITE killing it. But unfortunately about 2000 other people felt that they would beat us there. And there was already lines on both sides of the complex. After we got everything straightened out and got in… We knew that night was going to be a good one……eh screw it… LONG STORY SHORT we had an amazing time… download the music …read the captions … go crazy…or dont either way it was fun!

MUSIC
N.E.R.D. - PROVIDER (zero 7 remix)

LMFAO feat Fergie - CLUMSY (redfoo remix)

MSTRKRFT - WORK ON YOU


SCANNERS - LOWLIFE (LA RIOTS mix)

READ MORE For the photos!!!

HARD summerfest

Wonderful dichotomy
Wonderful dichotomy
prepartying with patron...and all alone
prepartying with patron...and all alone
 
 
jailbait
jailbait
dirty jordans and redbulls.... classy
dirty jordans and redbulls.... classy
 
when did 13 yr olds get so cool?
when did 13 yr olds get so cool?
a little jealous of his courage
a little jealous of his courage
 
 
 
one of MANY dudes rocking the light up bunny ears... I dont get it
one of MANY dudes rocking the light up bunny ears... I dont get it
 
LADIES... always cover the face!!
LADIES... always cover the face!!
yes you to
yes you to
face!
face!
mstrkrft meets 909
mstrkrft meets 909
jason meets ed hardy
jason meets ed hardy
 
this is the ONE time they go out a year
this is the ONE time they go out a year
tough guys eh?
tough guys eh?
 
the coolest kids are always in the back
the coolest kids are always in the back
just ask her
just ask her
 
blurry
blurry
fancy footwork...or just running away from the creepy dude with the camera
fancy footwork...or just running away from the creepy dude with the camera
mr. white... praying to the booze gods
mr. white... praying to the booze gods
mrs. white
mrs. white
sober face...when drunk
sober face...when drunk
tres amigos
tres amigos
the hottest jumpsuit to ever come out of the 80s
the hottest jumpsuit to ever come out of the 80s
 
a korean indian?
a korean indian?
this was at 10pm...getting packed early
this was at 10pm...getting packed early
 
 
 
is hannah montana gonna be here?
is hannah montana gonna be here?
Bonzaiiiii
Bonzaiiiii
 
 
even outside was packed at 10pm
even outside was packed at 10pm
no festival would be complete without some chick in a purple wig
no festival would be complete without some chick in a purple wig
tissue? dont cry
tissue? dont cry
happy that this isn't V20
happy that this isn't V20
winner of the ridiculous shirt award
winner of the ridiculous shirt award
looks fun
looks fun
 
favorite photo
favorite photo
NIBB HIGH FOOTBALL RULES!!
NIBB HIGH FOOTBALL RULES!!
marco...aka SUPERFUCKER...aka more talent then I will ever have
marco...aka SUPERFUCKER...aka more talent then I will ever have
 
 
Not sure why she is so amazed with this
Not sure why she is so amazed with this
 
FIELDTRIP + fakeRICH = BOOZE face
FIELDTRIP + fakeRICH = BOOZE face
felly fell
felly fell
(girl) are you sure santogold will be here? (dude) quiet baby im posing
(girl) are you sure santogold will be here? (dude) quiet baby im posing
 
andre the giant?
andre the giant?
all these people cant see because of him
all these people cant see because of him
 
not stoked to be up front
not stoked to be up front
 
party peoplleee!!
party peoplleee!!
15 yr old section
15 yr old section
omg shes having a seizure
omg shes having a seizure
the guy up front is my hero
the guy up front is my hero
 
jerry always impressing the ladies
jerry always impressing the ladies
mrs.
mrs.
mr.
mr.
mr. and mrs. party of the year
mr. and mrs. party of the year
 
 
 
the female version of fred durst
the female version of fred durst
im in LA BITCH!
im in LA BITCH!
 
 
look at me
look at me
another bunny ear person
another bunny ear person
dirt nasty aka simon rex
dirt nasty aka simon rex
 
VIP ROOKIES
VIP ROOKIES
and drunk mark
and drunk mark
no courtney dont scare me
no courtney dont scare me
say it aint so dan oh
say it aint so dan oh
big large....little skinny
big large....little skinny
funny thing about my back is....
funny thing about my back is....
south saigon fight crew
south saigon fight crew
 
 
 
nanu nanu
nanu nanu
public
public
why does dan oh look so korean? and why does tony look so stoned?
why does dan oh look so korean? and why does tony look so stoned?
 
they all look like zombies
they all look like zombies
sleepy zombies
sleepy zombies
how many of you are 16?
how many of you are 16?
how many of you are asian?
how many of you are asian?
how many of you believed the dude who said he would get you tickets if you slept with him?
how many of you believed the dude who said he would get you tickets if you slept with him?
lights
lights
why?
why?
how many of you want to be up front?
how many of you want to be up front?
remind me of koi fish... i have no clue why
remind me of koi fish... i have no clue why
how many of you like dragon ball z?
how many of you like dragon ball z?
who's here for the postal service concert?
who's here for the postal service concert?
whos here for the limp bizkit concert?
whos here for the limp bizkit concert?
who thinks wearing sunglasses at night is lame?
who thinks wearing sunglasses at night is lame?
 
 
did that girl just ask ME for the shocker?
did that girl just ask ME for the shocker?
 
pissed off at the people on stage
pissed off at the people on stage
 
mom jeans with a camera
mom jeans with a camera
likes showing boobs (jasos bday)
likes showing boobs (jasos bday)
 
 
booty short hoes on stage?
booty short hoes on stage?
my 2nd favorite photo...sort of
my 2nd favorite photo...sort of
my 3rd favorite
my 3rd favorite
okay okay your eyes are UP there... I GET IT
okay okay your eyes are UP there... I GET IT
stop seducing me!!!
stop seducing me!!!
about to bite her head off
about to bite her head off
my 4th favorite photo....sort of
my 4th favorite photo....sort of
LA RIOTS!!
LA RIOTS!!
 
 
 
 
 
 
dont be sad...ill let you take me out...but only once
dont be sad...ill let you take me out...but only once
translation "always use 8 sprays of cologne"
translation "always use 8 sprays of cologne"
 
dudebro!
dudebro!
so innocent
so innocent
so guilty
so guilty
they should have their own mtv show!!
they should have their own mtv show!!
thats a good idea
thats a good idea
why ?
why ?
is this chick for real?
is this chick for real?
oh my god there is more of them
oh my god there is more of them
hump!!!
hump!!!
boobie short crew?
boobie short crew?
you want some?
you want some?
bunny ears and goggles
bunny ears and goggles
hiiiii
hiiiii
raving is still in...in minnesota
raving is still in...in minnesota
affection
affection
gaslamp killer
gaslamp killer
 
 
boom
boom
blonde crew
blonde crew
when i white dude wears a compton hat its always funny
when i white dude wears a compton hat its always funny
dont forget to tip for FREE drinks...you bastards
dont forget to tip for FREE drinks...you bastards
keep covering
keep covering
 
kind of a bite of two brands...but we will allow it
kind of a bite of two brands...but we will allow it
future ex gf
future ex gf
here for the santana concert
here for the santana concert
straight off the vegas bus
straight off the vegas bus
 
 
famous
famous
jamal aka 1/2 of BLKSWT
jamal aka 1/2 of BLKSWT
stems
stems
3rd toe
3rd toe
you better not be looking!
you better not be looking!
wonderful
wonderful
also wonderful
also wonderful
she thinks he's a famous dj
she thinks he's a famous dj
i got kicked off shortly after
i got kicked off shortly after
big time
big time
kennedy x chan
kennedy x chan
cute
cute
bowie?
bowie?
not cute
not cute
packed
packed
 
 
 
 
dj n looks like paul from the wonder years
dj n looks like paul from the wonder years
jr.
jr.
wonderwoman showed up?
wonderwoman showed up?
omg its you!
omg its you!
monkey impression
monkey impression
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
www.thecobrasnake.com .... ron our hero
www.thecobrasnake.com .... ron our hero
 
photographer war
photographer war
 
sick!
sick!
love this
love this
 
 
glenjamn.com   the man...our hero
glenjamn.com the man...our hero
 
 
 
 
stylin
stylin
6th favorite photo
6th favorite photo
star trak!
star trak!
 
 
extreme close up courtesy of drunk mark yaeger
extreme close up courtesy of drunk mark yaeger
 
sea of people
sea of people
killin it
killin it
this move kills ladies
this move kills ladies
 
 
 
come on?
come on?
damn our camera is tainted
damn our camera is tainted
 
 
nosehairs aka best photo ive ever taken
nosehairs aka best photo ive ever taken
sometimes being famous aint easy
sometimes being famous aint easy
 
camera phones
camera phones
lucious
lucious
 
thank you so much!...you made our night
thank you so much!...you made our night
 
love how the chick in the back is in focus
love how the chick in the back is in focus
magnum
magnum
 
feels good right?
feels good right?
 
straight from disneyland
straight from disneyland
if they hooked up ...she would immediately have 39 babies
if they hooked up ...she would immediately have 39 babies
 
 
 
happy !!
happy !!
money maker
money maker