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Tell me sir, did you get that at H(ipsters) & M(etrosexuals)?

By Joseph • Aug 4th, 2008 • Category: Douchebags

Mr. Pat Dunphy over at Ikea was surfing the web and he came upon an article in this month’s Adbusters Magazine detailing the “Hipster” and why they suck (I know I am eloquent, there is no need to drool).
(Before I go on and possibly stick my foot in my mouth let me say one thing: [...]



The 80s WERE THE SHIT

By Joseph • Jul 19th, 2008 • Category: ARTIST NEWS, Douchebags, FASHION

Mike’s an idiot.
The 80’s were the last major decade of influence, stylistically, for most of the music we hear today. Especially when you talk about hip-hop and electro, house, and any kind of dance music.
Leave it to Mike to find the most obscure fuck up 80s band to make a point.
Here are a [...]



BrickBREAKAH KILLA!!

By Joseph • Jul 17th, 2008 • Category: Douchebags, PARTIES

Today, in typical summer fashion, I sat around and played Brickbreaker (anyone that has a Blackberry will know what Brickbreaker is and even if you don’t own a Blackberry you probably know what I’m talking about) The difference was today I made Brickbreaker my bitch. I was sick of hearing how Mykal’s high score was [...]



ULTIMATE CREEP?

By Joseph • Jul 10th, 2008 • Category: ARTIST NEWS, BIKES, CLOTHING, Douchebags, FASHION, PARTIES, Uncategorized

MR. fakeRICH himself… WHO WANTS SOME SUMMER BBQ?

TLC – CREEP
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Van Damme gets Dissed

By Joseph • Jun 7th, 2008 • Category: Douchebags

I know we all think of Jean-Claude Van Damme as some superhuman fighting machine who never loses. The guy is an idol. In all his movies he always wins. In Double Impact, he avenges the honor of his parents by beating the people who took his parents lives…with the help of his twin, who [...]



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