A couple weeks ago, we got invited out by one of my friends / boss Arlo Eisenberg to the Closet to check out his girlfriend’s (Nicole Johnson) debut art show in Orange County. The show was alright, and Nichole’s art was by far the best but the conversation was even better.

Im not going to lie, the girl to guy ratio was at least 5 to 1 at this show but it might as well have been a dude fest because all the O.C. tang was either dressed as Joan Jett or a Hippie. Not saying that those looks aren’t hot, they were way hot 3 years ago but not so much anymore. So obviously my mind was searching for some stimulating conversation.

Luckily a few friends showed up and helped me take the conversation train into Kegel County.

What is Kegel exactly? I’m glad you asked.. but before we get into the definition we have to answer the age old debate is it pronounced “Kay-gel” or “Keg-el?” To be honest, I have no clue and I think this is one of those “Cuzie or Kozie” topics, but either way that is exactly how the conversation started…
Back to the definition…
A Kegel is defined as:
Kegel’s are exercises designed to improve muscle tone by strengthening the pubococcygeus muscles of the pelvic floor. Kegel is a popular prescribed exercise for pregnant women to prepare the pelvic floor for physiological stresses of the later stages of pregnancy and vaginal childbirth. Kegel exercises are said to be good for treating vaginal prolapse and preventing uterine prolapse in women and for treating prostate pain and swelling resulting from benign prostatic hyperplasia (BPH) and prostatitis in men. Kegel exercises may be beneficial in treating urinary incontinence in both men and women. Kegel exercises may also increase sexual gratification.
Basically, erasing meatcurtains!

Why our conversations went there, I have no idea but as it turns out, one of our friends who was there happens to be a licensed massage therapist (The bald dude in the photo above this paragraph) and he said that Kegels can actually be performed by men and he would show us.. as long as we didn’t make eye contact. As I am always up for a challenge, I asked him to explain exactly what he was doing and they way he explained it was.. simply to “flex your chode” and the benefit from this exercise will help prevent prostate cancer and it will keep your “khram upshtain longer” Again.. nooooooo idea why the conversation went there but Travis helped illustrate how to to a male Kegel to the rest of the art show..

Like I said earlier, Nichole’s art and the conversation were most definitely the highlights of the show and the open bar wasn’t so bad either so why not put up some randoms from the rest of the show?






So that’s it for the show. The whole point of this post was to let you know that KEgel’s are slowly taking over my life and as I have been writing this I have practicing the whole time. Now my chode is cramping and Im hungry for a milkshake so Im going to let you go.. but not without showing you some of the most popular female Kegel devices..



Pretty amazing stuff huh?
MAX ROMEO – PLAY WITH YOUR PUSSY (via youcancallmepelski)

TOR – THE CN TOWER CAN WORK IT OUT (FEAT. QTIP) (via HeroHill)