2009 WRAP UP: PHOTOS OF SHAME
By Mykal • Dec 31st, 2009 • Category: BLOG, FEATURESSince everyone is talking about how horrible their 2009’s were I think we can ALL agree that if it weren’t for 2009 we wouldn’t have the PHOTOS OF SHAME to help us feel better about ourselves and our year. So today we are including ALL the photos from this years photos of shame PLUS we are throwing in some new ones…
HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE and here’s to 2010 bringing us more glorious photos
(First one courtesy of LastNightsParty.com)
Ever wondered what cocaine dump would look like ?
Sometimes its better to just ignore it
Emo Bright
Checking out your nipple in your blackberry isn't a good look....I'd still hit it
eddie munster after rehab
Comparing size like its no big deal
PLEASE GOD....NO MORE FISTING!!
Very Important Puking section
To catch a predator
Just close your eyes.. I promise it wont be on the web
Even with 3 layers on.. sometimes the boys just find a way out
Who's tongue is it?
(Guy) Just think of me as your uncle (girl) But it's not Christmas
How many pills of E did you take?
These rufies better start working soon or you're going to be in a world of pain
Breakdancing in a mankini is never a good look
Next time...make sure you wipe all the coke out of your nose
Sometimes just saying you're a DJ isn't enough
BLACULA!!
Two uglier girls getting MORE naked at a pool!
(RIGHT)"You look so hot right now.. (LEFT) "I knowwwwww"
Thats NOT his finger
Hey look.. An Oreo!.. OK that was bad
Please put an end to Modelling on Meth
More Vodka Please
Best pick up line: "Hey baby can you pop my zit?"
"Omg Was I REALLY that drunk last night?"
Persian "Oh" face
Do my stars hide my stretch marks?
EVEN VIKINGS KNOW HOW TO PARTY!
Ever say that you would still bone a chick on her period?... this is one of those times
Time for some gems that I found in Vegas during Magic.. please excuse the blurrynesss … they were taken with my shitty camera phone.
Dont you mean"Put it in the chAIR"?
This is a joke right?......
How is THIS supposed to make me want to buy their clothes
Same company...but this I can't explain
(courtesy of Lastnightsparty.com)
The new hipster accessory... Donkeys!!!
No shame here.. it was just too good to leave out
Can you see it?
This photo was completely accidental... and so were my 5 masterbations
A girl's best friend?
I dont know exactly what's going on here... but I LIKE IT!!!
Scenester FAIL!
Tough Guy FAIL!
Lets go girls.. Im late for my bullfight!
Did someone call the party Turtle?
STILL one of my favorites
Courtesy of (lastnightsparty.com)
A hipster hermaphrodite?
(courtesy of Cobrasnake)
"Would you f*ck me?... Iddddd f*ck me"
It was YOSHIO’S birthday that week and since he’s already left for Japan… I felt it was necessary to show you all what you missed that night after his birthday… we love you yosh.
If you saw this photo in our SD coverage that week you may be wondering why I threw in a photo of such bad quality….
BOOB SWEAT rules!!
QUICK somebody leapfrog me!!
OK.. .this is the part of the post where it officially becomes NOT work safe… so keep reading if you dare… you sicko!
Probably the worst looking cooch Ive ever seen.
Eventhough Im about to vommit Im not mad at a little nip slip
Great underwear choice with See Through pants.
…lets go back to that mess in the pink..
There is so much wrong with this photo: eagle claw toes, beer stains on dress, friends with bad tans and bruises, and soiled underwear! SHE WINS!
was it as good for you as it was for me?
I could care less about your gross rack.. give me the 20!
See what happens when you dont follow instructions?
Earliers that day... she ripped her tits out
She is literally eating his face
With practice ....one day you will get it
Finally it’s time we gave everyone the revenge they deserve.
WORST BIRTHDAY EVER!!
Cheers everyone!
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I don’t know what’s worse the photos or the fact that you were actually at some of these parties. I think I threw a couple of them but still…oh and fat with no tits, what is that?…God really hates you.
Some new ideas I found recently…..
It was very helpful for me to spend some time on wikipedia. This really helps to understand a lot of stuff much better!…
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