When I first heard that Pirelli was going to ask Terry Richardson to shoot their calender this year, I almost wished I had two dicks just so I could beat them both at the same time

I know I know that opening paragraph was a little vulgar and I apologize for it, but I don’t know how else to describe what a double wet dream would look like. It’s obvious that cars and girls go hand in hand but this is just too amazing!

On one hand (or dick) you have one of my photographic idols.. TERRY RICHARDSON and on the other hand (or dick) you have the WORLD FAMOUS Pirelli calender.

Many of you know how much we love cars and anything automotive over here at fakeRICH, but I’m sure you dont know that I used to be a corporate douche in the tire industry, Yes I was a dude who sold tires for a living. Every year around this time, all my dealers would stop buying my brand and switch over to Pirelli and how could I blame them? Pirelli’s calenders all of a sudden made the tire industry not so boring.

It’s really hard to describe how much of an impact this ONE calender has on an entire industry.But every year that Pirelli puts out a new Calender they immediately disappear, not because they are pulled off shelves but because even gross perverted tire salesmen find these calenders amazing.
The shots from the most calender aren’t officially released yet and the ONLY way to get one is to either be invited by Pirelli or to be a preferred dealer.. So head to your nearest tire shop today and beg the owner to show you his Calender.. trust me ON THIS!
Here’s the link of where you can download your own copy of the calender but you need a code to get in.
http://www.pirellical.com/thecal/home.page

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