Aw yes … its Wednesday the middle of the week, aka HUMP DAY and I really don’t have any rad interviews or party photos to put up so Im just gonna take today literally and post up songs that are a sure fire way to get you some from your lady. Yeah I know this post may seem like another pointless rant as an excuse to put something up, but sometimes even the best need some help getting their P into some righteous V. Granted, most people will turn to good old fashioned alcohol for this, and there’s really nothing wrong with boozie boning but sometimes its hard to draw the line on how much booze you need to seal the deal. If you go too far you gotta deal with a drunk mess for the rest of the night, and if you don’t get her to drink enough then you just wasted at least $20 on a night that would have been better if you just stayed home and drummed a beat to some internet jams.

Anyways enough of the metaphors… these songs are pretty dope and you can trust me.. they are a SURE fire way to get you some much deserved loving from your lady.

PRIVATE – MY SECRET LOVER (LIFELIKE REMIX)

PONY PONY RUN RUN – HEY YOU

DEMON – HAPPY THERAPY (LIFELIKE REMIX)

EMPIRE OF THE SUN – HALF MAST

MIAMI HORROR – SOMETIMES

HEY CHAMP – COLD DUST GIRL

I forgot to mention, these songs will really ONLY work on hipster babes; Yeah I know, there really aren’t many Hipster’s worth boning, but some people like their cucumbers pickled and I am a man who loves boning pickles. Wait, that didn’t come out right.