Remember how horrible your Prom was? yeah I remember mine: I shelled out all my money for a tux, my dates corsage, a limo and of course dinner.. and all I got was a case of blue balls and a kiss on the cheek out of it. Yeah not so fun
Now you have the chance to relive the worst part about high-school, but only this time it will have all the wonderful things it was lacking. Hollywood Prom 2009 will feature stupid amount of: Booze, Babes, Drunken Slowdances, and you don’t have have to worry about the Parental Chaperones making sure you leave “room for the holy spirit” during slow dances. On top of all that we even have the chance to make one of fakeRICH’s own as Prom King.

Cottrell has always been our metaphorical thumb on the pulse of the LA scene and we definitely owe a lot to him…So here is our chance to pay him back..

Make sure you cruise over to the HollywoodProm website and vote for him… you can vote as many times you want in a day so instead of twittering all day… just vote. Oh man now I feel like P-Diddy so hurry up and “VOTE OR DIE”…..LET’S GO!”

Yeah yeah it seems a little uncharacteristic for us to be promoting ourselves to be prom king but when you cruise over to HollyProm2009 website and take a look at some of the dudes running… you owe to yourself to vote for Cottrell.

PRETTY FUCK LUCK – KING LOSER